I don't want to be on the beach! No Fun! This one pays homage to The Dead Milkmen's  Beach Song. And it's for all the people who like beach vacations but don't want to be on the beach! 

This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
and now I've got nothing to eat, no fun!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!

Front design - Seagull with chip bag 
Back design - I Don't Want To Be On the Beach! scene